Quotations on Dog's

DOG QUOTATIONS

“Dogs never bite me. Just humans.” 
― Marilyn Monroe

 “If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.” 

― Mark Twain

“If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.” ― Roger Caras 

 “The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too.” 
― Samuel Butler

“Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace.” 

― Milan Kundera

“Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.” 

― Mark Twain

 “Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.” 

― Roger Caras

 "A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.” 

― Jack London  

  “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.” 

― Josh Billings

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” 

― Will Rogers 

“You think those dogs will not be in heaven! I tell you they will be there long before any of us.” 
 ― Robert Louis Stevenson

“Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.” 

― Dean Koontz, False Memory

“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.” 

― Mark Twain

“The more boys I meet the more I love my dog.” 

― Carrie Underwood

“Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made. ” 

― Roger Caras

“The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.” 
― Charles de Gaulle

“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.” 
― Dave Barry

  

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” 

― Andy Rooney 

“. . . owning a dog always ended with this sadness because dogs just don't live as long as people do.” ― John Grogan, Marley & Me: Life and Love with the World's Worst Dog

“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.” 

― Aldous Huxley

“It's just the most amazing thing to love a dog, isn't it? It makes our relationships with people seem as boring as a bowl of oatmeal.” ― John Grogan, Marley & Me: Life and Love with the World's Worst Dog

 “You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, 'My GOSH, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!” 

― Dave Barry

“Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day. 
It is amazing how much love and laughter they bring into our lives and even how much closer we become with each other because of them.” 

― John Grogan, Marley & Me: Life and Love with the World's Worst Dog   

 “After years of having a dog, you know him. You know the meaning of his snuffs and grunts and barks. Every twitch of the ears is a question or statement, every wag of the tail is an exclamation.” 

― Robert R. McCammon, Boy's Life  

 “Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion thatthey are gods.” 

― Christopher Hitchens, The Portable Atheist: Essential Readings for the Nonbeliever

“Happiness is a warm puppy.” 

― Charles M. Schulz  

 “Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.” ~ Anonymous

"The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too." ~ Samuel Butler

"A Dog's eyes have the power to speak a great language." ~ Martin Buber

"We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." ~ Immanual Kant

"My little dog -- a heartbeat at my feet." ~ Edith Wharton

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." ~ Roger Caras

 "You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us" ~ Robert Louis Stevenson

"A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more than you love yourself." ~ Josh Billings

 "Until one has loved a Dog, a part of one's soul remains unawakened." ~ Anatole France

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." ~ Ann Landers

"A house is not a home without a pet." ~ Anonymous

"Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to." ~ Joe Gores

"If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then Dogs are better off than a lot of humans" ~ James Herriot

"I think I could turn and live with animals, they are
so placid and self-contained,

I stand and look at them long and long." ~ Walt Whitman

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." ~ Ben Williams

"No heaven will not ever Heaven be;

Unless my Dogs are there to welcome me." ~ Anonymous

"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?

I think that is how dogs spend their lives." ~ Sue Murphy

 "All of the animals except for man know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it." ~ Samuel Butler

 "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'" ~ Dave Barry

"The dog was created especially for children. He is the God of frolic." ~ Henry Ward Beecher 

"If I have any beliefs about immortality it is that certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very very few people." ~ James Thurber

"Every boy should have two things: a dog, and a mother willing to let him have one" ~ Anonymous 

  

 "A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue." ~ Anonymous

"The dog represents all that is best in man." ~ Etienne Charlet

 "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." ~ Andrew A. Rooney

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." ~ Mary Bly

"Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms." ~ George Elliot 

"I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it." ~ Abraham Lincoln

 "If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because you lap is warmer." ~ Alfred North Whitehead

  

 "When I play with my Dog who knows whether he is not amusing himself with me more than I with her." ~ Montaigne

 "The purity of a person's heart can be quickly measured by how they regard animals" ~ Anonymous

"I love dogs. They live in the moment and don't care about anything except affection and food. They're loyal and happy. Humans are just too damn complicated" - David Duchovny

 He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.” - Snoop

"My goal in life is to become as wonderful as my dog thinks I am”~Anonymous "Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.” - Roger Caras  “No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich” - Gerry Sodha  “If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't either" ~ Anonymous  “Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail" - Gerry Sodha